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Who can build the best Trojan Horse?
[S4E10] Beware of Greeks bearing chocolate fountains
Tanus Maximus
April 14, 2025
Season 4, Episode 10: Who can build the best Trojan Horse? [1184 BCE]
What if the Trojan Horse... wasn't a horse at all? In this epic battle of wits, Tan and Keon compete to design history's greatest deception at the walls of Troy.
The siege of Troy has dragged on for a decade when our contestants arrive with modern minds but Bronze Age materials. Under the watchful eye of a science-obsessed Game Master (channeling Bill Nye), Tan and Keon's increasingly desperate attempts to create the perfect Trojan deception face the harsh scrutiny of historical accuracy. From titanosaurs that shoot bats to poisonous chocolate fountains, their creative proposals are systematically rejected until they're forced to work within strict Bronze Age limitations.
Greeks with chocolate fountains: anachronistic